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11.06.2025 10:19
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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No go.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Still no good.
No way
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts